“I follow only one party: the Vietnamese party ”
“There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.”
“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”
“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.”
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”
“...no conflict can be solved so long as all parties are convinced they are right. Solution is possible only when at least one party begins to consider how he might be wrong.”