“never eat a fish without frying it.”

“Never again could he see a dogwood blossom or eat a fish without thinking of her.”

“Only a rank degenerate would drive 1,500 miles across Texas without eating a chicken fried steak.”

“A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.”

“A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm”