“There’s nothing like a gunshot to make you the life of the party.”

“Nothing is a mistake. There’s no win and no fail. There’s only make.”

“I have never wanted anyone like I want you. There’s nothing you can do wrong when just breathing makes everything right.”

“Can you even understand what a beautiful life is? It isn’t about the perfect house and a keeping-up-with-the-Jones’s new car every two years and having the right landscaper and bragging at parties that you have a house cleaner. Not when all that stuff is shit. It’s surface. There’s nothing underneath.”

“Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.”

“It was like making a blunder at a party; there was nothing to do about it, it was dreadfully mortifying, but it showed a lack of sense to ascribe too much importance to it.”