“There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe”

“He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There’s nothing quite as funny as someone else’s misery.”

“You’re a liar, Cassel Sharpe. A lying liar who lies.”

“You are the best kind of killer, Cassel Sharpe, the kind that never has blood on his hands. The kind that never has to sicken at the sight of what he's done, or come to like it too much.”

“Sam: You know what I wish?Cassel: What?Sam: That someone would covert my bed into a robot that would fight other bed robots to the death for me.”

“We’re all dying, Cassel. It’s just that some of us are dying faster than others.”

“Cassel, she said, you want to know how to be the most charming guy anyone's ever met? Remind them of their favorite person. Everyone's favorite person is their own damn self.”