“Everyone is screwed up, the ones who try to say they aren’t, they’re the ones who are the worst off.”

“who come out limp often have the most trouble. But the ones who come out all pissed off and full of noise,they’re the fighters. They’re the ones who thrive.”

“Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.”

“How come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their evening? I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something. but I'm not going to. I don't have anything to apologize for. They're the ones who screwed everything up. Not me.I didn't ask to be saved.”

“Well, those who aren’t waiting for you don’t know what they’re missing.”

“Nothing is going on.""Hey, you're the one who tried to knock a security camera off the side of a building. That's a lot of pent-up frustration.”