“Some days I feel like a breast stuck in a mammography machine.”
“Some days I feel like playing it smooth. Some days I feel like playing it like a waffle iron.”
“I’m thirty-six years old, but I don’t feel like it. Some days I feel like I’m twenty-one, some days I feel like I’m pushing sixty.”
“I feel like an inadequate machine, a machine that breaks down at crucial moments, grinds to a dreadful hault, 'won't go,' or, even worse, explodes in some innocent person's face.”
“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
“There breasts were stuck all white with wreath and sprayAs men's are, dead.”