“America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!”

“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”

“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”

“Batman's a scientist.”

“I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees”

“My first trip to Canada has been great!”

“But now, as it is, sorrows, unending sorrows must surge within your heart as well—for your own son’s death. Never again will you embrace him stiding home. My spirit rebels—I’ve lost the will to live, to take my stand in the world of men—”