“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”

“America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!”

“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”

“Batman's a scientist.”

“I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees”

“Upon my word, just see how mortal men always put the blame on us gods! We are the source of evil, so they say - when they have only their own madness to think if their miseries are worse than they ought to be.”

“Men are so quick to blame the gods: they saythat we devise their misery. But theythemselves- in their depravity- designgrief greater than the griefs that fate assigns.”