“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”

“America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!”

“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”

“Batman's a scientist.”

“I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees”

“Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do everything just as you ask. But come closer. Let us give in to grief, however briefly, in each other's arms.”

“I realise now... the less you know, the more likely you are to kill yourself by accident. And the more you know, the more likely you are to kill yourself on purpose.”