“From the Indies to the Andes in his undiesAnd he never took a shave except on MondaysHe didn't eat a thing but chocolate sundaes'Twas a very, very daring thing to do”

“WHO LIKES HOT DOGS”

“I got dosed by you and Closer than most to you and What am I supposed to do Take it away I never had it anyway”

“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.”

“Nolo:Nobody beats the TEKU!Markie:You mean nobody but the Metal Maniacs.Nolo: I mean NOBODY!”

“With a gentle push and a mild arc the old cow hide globe hit home!”

“...NBA basketall is coming up next and you gotta love it baby.”