“For M & B.Should you ever get to read this, to remind you that when life offers you a challenge:rise to the occasion.”

“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”

“Somebody’s going to be reading, right? Wrong. They’re FBing. “Doing a Number Two. Maybe I shouldn’t have had those chilli peppers. Hope y’all having a good day! —Coming from a toilet not far from you. xxxx”

“Once an opportunist like Mickey, who took the argument when she jumped on some devastated wretch's machine and jackpotted that it was the "cash-ino's money" she was winning, Moon returned after her six month break with the view that the separation had somehow sweetened the honeypot. The sad reality, she quickly learned, was that she was not irreplaceable; as such, the Casino felt no compunction to welcome her back with multi-jackpots. Instead, it took her money everyday and did not once give her a jackpot so that she could say, "Ah. They missed me." Instead, all she could keep saying was, "Verr-y bed. Verr-y bed. Suck-ah all my money!”

“I AM the current curator of the black trunk and the stories it holds within.”

“I want you to remember this—you and I are in this life together. All the way. We don’t run just because we get sacked a few times.”

“Why do you think you deserve happily ever after? You were offered it before and tossed it away.”