“Drink up,” he says,“being a little drunkmakes everythinga little bitbetter.”

“He didn't say he was a lawyer...I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

“Only fascists drink white wine!”

“And after he drives away your buddy says, “A fuckingJaguar? Seriously?” “Honestly,” you say,“he deserved to have his fence smashed upjust for that.”

“Here’s what we’re gonna do,” he says,“we’re gonna pick upthose rocks right there,and we’re gonnasmash out the windowsof that cop car…”

“Laugh up to the endandthrough it.”

“You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says,which you take ashigh praise,”