“Only fascists drink white wine!”

“Drink up,” he says,“being a little drunkmakes everythinga little bitbetter.”

“You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says,which you take ashigh praise,”

“Tanqueray & Tonic: It’s like you…only better!”

“They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.”

“Riiiight,” you interrupt, “I was just checking to make sure thatwhat me and my friend dowas actually none of yourgoddamned business…”

“I’m gonna shine myself about 20 pair-a shoes, make about $100...or I'm gonnakill somebody…”