“They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.”

“Only fascists drink white wine!”

“Tanqueray & Tonic: It’s like you…only better!”

“Riiiight,” you interrupt, “I was just checking to make sure thatwhat me and my friend dowas actually none of yourgoddamned business…”

“I’m gonna shine myself about 20 pair-a shoes, make about $100...or I'm gonnakill somebody…”

“Stalking the dusty curio-aisles ofsome crazy Asian market,“Jezus,” you sayto your buddy,“we should ask that dudewhich aisle the fucking Gremlins are on…”

“Here’s what we’re gonna do,” he says,“we’re gonna pick upthose rocks right there,and we’re gonnasmash out the windowsof that cop car…”