“Nolo:Nobody beats the TEKU!Markie:You mean nobody but the Metal Maniacs.Nolo: I mean NOBODY!”
“Dr. Tezla: Mark Wylde.Markie: Yeah!Dr. Tezla: Kurt Wylde.Markie: Ahhh! (Throws machinery on floor)”
“WHO LIKES HOT DOGS”
“From the Indies to the Andes in his undiesAnd he never took a shave except on MondaysHe didn't eat a thing but chocolate sundaes'Twas a very, very daring thing to do”
“With a gentle push and a mild arc the old cow hide globe hit home!”
“...NBA basketall is coming up next and you gotta love it baby.”
“StocktontoMalone”