“We'll always have Paris.”

“Do days exist without calendars? Does time pass when there are no human hands left to wind the clocks?”

“I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.”

“You have enchanted me with a single kissWhich can never be undoneUntil the destruction of language”

“Historically, philosophy does not have an impressive track record of answering questions about natural world in a decisive manner.”

“It's a snake, then.''Rattler?''Most likely.'I was taking this extremely well. 'We have to kill it. By we, of course, I mean you. I'll stand here and scream.”

“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt, more hurt, or killed. Oh, and don't hurt the alligators--they're a protected species.”