“Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish.”
“Though I normally approve of plain speaking, as you know, I would suggest that as part of your good behavior, you refer to the king as 'his grace' or even simply 'the king' instead of 'that creature,' by the way.”
“I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls.”
“Tutto fu ambito e tutto fu tentato. Quel che non fu fatto io lo sognai e tanto era l'ardore che il sogno eguagliò l'atto.”
“Don't let them say you ain't beautiful. They can all get fu#ked just stay true to you.”
“You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.”