“Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?”

“Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.”

“I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.”

“Look at you.”

“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”

“Don't write so that you can be understood, write so that you can't be misunderstood.”

“I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”