“Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.”
“Panic is a bad judge.”
“The Irish move to the sound of the guns like salmon to the sea”
“The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty.”
“When I say to a parent, "read to a child", I don't want it to sound like medicine. I want it to sound like chocolate.”
“You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.”