“The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.”

“They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.”

“Hi. I'm here to enlist.You can't. You aren't human.You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things."Sounds like my kind of fun.-Schlock & Lieutenant Der Trihs”

“Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries”

“You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being.""It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.”

“Captain, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? Before you answer, you should know that if you plead "guilty" you'll be immediately extradited and U.N.S. law will take over.""Not guilty.""Also, it's not very nice to lie in court.""But it beats extradition.”

“AAAAIIIE!You're the guy with the things, and the thing that does that thing, and then you did that one thing!Oh, and I think there's something about other things, and maybe you fix things?-Sergeant Schlock”