“They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.”

“The real reason we have faces," Margot Lassiter observes, "is to hold back what we're thinking from the world.”

“They're making us think our thoughts are what we're thinking...I think.-Patrick Star”

“Categories No. 1 and No. 2: Rolled-up trips and three cards to a low straight flush.”

“On the surface, we're polar opposites. Under the skin, though, we're the same: people think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong.”

“All right. I'll bite. Here's what I think, with the caveat that I may be wrong. I think we're here to make the world a better place than we found it. I think we don't always deserve the cards we're dealt, good or bad. But we are judged by how we play the cards we're dealt. Those of us with a bum deal that makes it harder to do good -- we just have to work a little more is all. There's no destiny. There's just muddling through without doing to much damage.”