“When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.-Sergeant Schlock”
“Someday I'm going to find somebody and love him and love him and never let him go.”
“When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat”
“But some day I'm going to find somebody and love him and love him and never let him go.”
“If there's any guy crazy enough to attack me, I'm going to show him the end of the world -- close up. I'm going to let him see the kingdom come with his own eyes. I'm going to send him straight to the southern hemisphere and let the ashes of death rain all over him and the kangaroos and the wallabies.”
“When this is over, I'm not going to be the same guy. I'm going to live as if I were a great man.”