“I glared daggers at him, but they just bounced off him like water on a freshly waxed car.”

“You want some more?" Christa asked, her right eye drooping like an old lady's pantyhose. It was a sign that Christa was drunk. She said it was a form of lazy eye; I just thought it was hysterical and laughed although I tried to hide it with an inconspicuous cough.”

“But as soon as you saw his hot, naked bod, you must have been like Bond, what bond? Oh, you mean bondage?”

“I have always been by your side, poppet, and so shall I always remain.”

“You do not know how I have yearned to hear those words.”

“You're barely older than me.''Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile.”

“You have certainly burrowed your way into my heart- something I never imagined could happen.”