“Oh and I miss you the normal amount too." - Lilianna Gregor"You're only missing me the normal amount too? Good to know." - Dylan Mead”

“Whatever I take, I take too much or too little; I do not take the exact amount. The exact amount is no use to me.”

“Yes, Uncle Ryan! You said you wanted me to make you an uncle. Poof! You're an uncle of a fluffy puppy." - Lilianna Gregor”

“You were a quiet man, yet you took up a vast amount of silent space and that was what I missed.”

“You only have a certain amount of energy, and when you spread it around, everything gets confused, and the first thing you know, you can't remember which one you've told which story to, and the next thing you know, you're moaning "Oh, Morty, Morty, Morty," when what you mean is "Oh, Sidney, Sidney, Sidney," and the next thing you know, you think you're in love with both of them simply because you've been raised to believe that the only polite response to "I love you" is "I love you too," and the next thing you know, you think you're in love with only one of them, because you're too guilty to handle loving them both.”

“A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.”