“If a beautiful women expressed interest in me and my company, I don't really probe their motivations. Call me shallow. ”

“...I think that people who make judgements about other people they don't even know are shallow, and people who start rumors are shallow, and I really don't care what shallow people say about me.”

“...but what I am not interested in, Ms. Clipboard- or Mr. Canker or Mrs. Murmur or Call-me-Carol, all of you- is your questions; even your pointing and tipping Enoch pencils have six sides, my dear definers: pay heed whereon you pinch!; I am interested, almost exclusively, in being interested, and your reductivist probings are only intended to cordon off wings of my mansion;”

“I hate who steals my solitude, without really offer me in exchange company.”

“Beautiful. He called me beautiful! But wait. I don't like Dave. Do I like Dave?”

“I don't want you to be interested in my life. I want you to be interested in me.”