“Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.”

“If a beautiful women expressed interest in me and my company, I don't really probe their motivations. Call me shallow. ”

“Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.”

“You have to find your own shtick. A Picasso always looks like Picasso painted it. Hemingway always sounds like Hemingway. A Beethoven symphony always sounds like a Beethoven symphony. Part of being a master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.”

“10:38 AM - Third period. Kaylee has no class this period. I have no one to kill. Coincidence, or fate?”

“That word means something else, you know,' his father had told him once, when Mission had spoken of revolution. 'It also means to go around and around. To revolve. One revolution, and you get right back to where you started.”

“Now that I know that I am no wiser than anyone else, does this wisdom make me wiser?”