“Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.”
“But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing.”
“It's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself”
“Prove that you love me through a lingering gaze and never losing that twinkle of adoration in your eyes.”
“She took to reading with a fervor so extreme, Baba Joseph had to take the books from her hands by force. 'Your eyes are not tractors. They are not meant to pull heavy loads,' he said sternly.”
“Okay, you're right; she's so hot I could walk on three legs every time I see her.""Now you're talkin'.""I'll break your back and chop off your legs if you call her.""That's my boy!”