“Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.”
“They're only crayons. You didn't fear them in Kindergarten, why fear them now?”
“I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.”
“If you want an interesting party sometime combine a few cocktails and a box of crayons.”
“I'll have a banana and crayon sandwich, please.”
“The trick to taking the paper off the crayons...is to just do it. There is no trick.”