“Have a story. And make sure it’s a good one. A DAMN good one.”
“While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story.”
“We all have memories that are good, and some that are not so good. But if we focus on the ones that make us smile, it’s easier to forget the ones that don't.”
“If you've a story, make sure it's a whole one, with details close to hand. It's the difference between a good lie and getting caught.”
“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I’m sure it’s a good one.”
“No, it’s not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside.”