“A hotdog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz”
“Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”
“Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.”
“That is just the way the hotdog bounces!”
“Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.”
“It's a beautiful day for a ballgame - let's play two!”