“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
“"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”
“Edward: “After a few decades, everyone you know will be dead. Problem solved.”
“The trouble with the world is that it's always one drink behind.”
“The problem with surviving was that you ended up with the ghosts of everyone you’d ever left behind riding on your shoulders.”
“I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.”