“Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.”

“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”

“The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.”

“The trouble with the world is that it's always one drink behind.”

“the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much”

“"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”

“I dont mind a reasonable amount of trouble”