“I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.”
“What? -- RICHARD M NIXON”
“Richard Nixon was a serial collector of resentments.”
“We go off the meds and elect Richard Nixon, the Nurse Ratched of the American political psych ward.”
“Holy Mary, mother of God," my mother said. "You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit.”
“The classical example of multiple inheritance conflict is called the 'Nixon Diamond.' It arises from the observation that Nixon was both a Quaker (and hence a pacifist) and a Republican (and hence not a pacifist).”