“It never got weird enough for me.”

“On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.”

“Balls,” I said. “Never mind the track. The track is for punks. We are Road People. We are Cafe Racers. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. On my tombstone they will carve, “IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.”

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.”

“Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.”

“Too weird to live, too rare to die!”