“Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.”
“If you're in bad mood, take a deep breath.If you're in good mood, give thanks to God.”
“God made a wonderful mother, a mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, and He molded her heart of pure gold; in her eyes He placed bright shining stars, in her cheeks, faith roses you see; god made a wonderful mother, and He gave that dear mother to me.”
“He had always liked a good mess—God knows he had sure made a few. In typical form, he squared his shoulders, furrowed his brows and muttered, “bring it on.”
“It was frightening, the extent to which a full belly made for a good mood.”
“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”