“Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten.”

“Fear is a healthy instinct, not a sign of weakness. It is a natural self-defense mechanism that is common to felines, wolves, hyenas, and most humans. Even fruit bats know fear, and I salute them for it. If you think the world is weird now, imagine how weird it would be if wild beasts had no fear.”

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“It never got weird enough for me.”

“Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.”

“Too weird to live, too rare to die!”

“NOBODY KNOWS THE WEIRDNESS I'VE SEEN ON THE TRAIL OF THE BROWN BUFFALO”