“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“I haven't found a drug yet that can get you anywhere near as high as a sitting at a desk writing, trying to imagine a story no matter how bizarre it is, [or] going out and getting into the weirdness of reality and doing a little time on the Proud Highway.”

“It never got weird enough for me.”

“Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.”

“Too weird to live, too rare to die!”

“Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten.”

“NOBODY KNOWS THE WEIRDNESS I'VE SEEN ON THE TRAIL OF THE BROWN BUFFALO”