“Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.”

“In San Francisco - life goes on. Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain. The sound of music floats down a dark street. A young girl looks out a window and wishes she were married. A drunk sleeps under a bridge. It is tomorrow.”

“When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“It never got weird enough for me.”

“Too weird to live, too rare to die!”

“Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten.”

“NOBODY KNOWS THE WEIRDNESS I'VE SEEN ON THE TRAIL OF THE BROWN BUFFALO”