“There ain't half been some clever bastards”
“And so because he was half bastard, half gentleman, he asked for her bra”
“Strange, ain't it, how folks seem to resent anyone being born a mite cleverer than they be.”
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them”
“Some's bastards, some's ain't.That's the score.”
“Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.”