“On Art Garfunkel - He makes Paul Simon look like LL Cool J.”
“Far from being the rock or island in the Simon and Garfunkel song, it turns out that the best metaphor to describe the human body is 'sponge.”
“undying grattitude?" Simon looked at me. " Cool. Dosethat come with eternal servitude? if so, i like my eggs sunnyside up." i smiled," i'll remember that.”
“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.”
“Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.”
“He likes to think he’s Paul McCartney. But Paul McCartney is a gentle soul. And a monogamist.”