“Humans like those stories because in the real world the underdog loses.- Gastion”

“Aki: You're going to kill yourself eating those. Or do vampires not have to worry about clogged arteries?Edgar: We do, but I'm young and therefore invincible.”

“Free vacation sponsored by the forces of evil. Nice. - Blake”

“Temujin: I want to hate you, yet you don't seem overwhelmed by evil.Blake: Maybe I kick puppies in my spare time.”

“That doesn't help me unless they give credits for extracurricular punching.Aki”

“Horrible abominations might be unpleasant, but at least they didn't have fanboys. - Aki”

“Aki: You're quite a proactive slacker.Blake: I try my best to avoid trying.”