“I don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck. At least i can fucking think.”

“Just shut up. Shut the fuck up, you stupid, uptight, don't drink, don't smoke, don't fuck, don't do anything that might almost be interpreted as fun, sanctimonious little fucking virgin. Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck, I've had enough. I'm not going to this fucking meeting, I don't care what happens to the fucking family, you can tell Athena what the fuck you like, just as long as you get out of my fucking face and stay out of it. - Apollo”

“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”

“I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?”

“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.”

“This is the second fucking time I've gotten shot when I was with you. I don't think we can be friends anymore.”