“Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.”

“You’re not going to sniff my ass, are you? Like a dog?”

“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.”

“It was like watching people eat dog food.”

“Dogs are born knowing exactly what they want to do: eat, scratch, roll in disgusting stuff, sniff and squabble with other dogs, roam, sleep, have sex. Little of this is what we want them to do, of course. We ask them to sit, stay, smell peasant, practice abstinence, and be accommodating.”

“She looks at me, this is not what she had expected, she sniffs at the food and only slowly starts to eat, swallows each mouthful with demonstrative gloom, and then turns to look at me again, a long look, with those eyes, sighs and goes on, as if she were emptying the poisoned chalice. Spoiled dog.”