“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”

“Haskell to QuinlinYou need anything, Quin, absolutely anything, you call me and I'll be there. Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel. You say the word, and I'll be there with a spanking new shovel. Or holy water and an exorcism ritual. Whatever works.”

“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”

“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”

“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”

“You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.”

“Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”