“If I can write it, you can read it.”

“Twitteren is eigenlijk zoals vissen. Een tweet is een vislijn met aas. En dan moet je wachten tot iemand toehapt. Soms lang, soms kort.”

“In elke man schuilt de vrouw die hij graag aan zijn zijde heeft.”

“What I like most about reading is I can read in minutes what it took the author hours to write. What I like most about writing is readers can read in minutes what it took me seconds to write.”

“Read everything you can; write everything you feel.”

“It was a shocking thing to say and I knew it was a shocking thing to say. But no one has the right to live without being shocked. No one has the right to spend their life without being offended. Nobody has to read this book. Nobody has to pick it up. Nobody has to open it. And if you open it and read it, you don't have to like it. And if you read it and you dislike it, you don't have to remain silent about it. You can write to me, you can complain about it, you can write to the publisher, you can write to the papers, you can write your own book. You can do all those things, but there your rights stop. No one has the right to stop me writing this book. No one has the right to stop it being published, or sold, or bought, or read.”

“or that writing a poem you can read to no oneis like dancing in the dark.”