“Cynicism is the calling card of unhappy people.”
“Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.”
“I spent hours flipping through the stations, watching Pat Robertson preach about society’s evils and then ask people to call him with their credit card number.”
“The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.”
“....young people unskilled in mathematics, addled by credit cards, and weaned on so-called intelligent design...will somehow retool American science for another generation of world industrial leadership.”
“And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?”