“What is timea November leaf a child's vacillating mouth a rose a left-over, half-drunk glass of water.”
“What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!”
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”
“Half full, half empty - it doesn't matter. It's the same glass of water.”
“One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.”
“He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away. ”