“I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”

“If you have confidence you have patience. Confidence, that is everything.”

“Who can say what they’d have done in her situation. She’s stronger than she knows. I tried to tell her that every day, too.”“Was that the truth?” Grant asks.Joseph smiles. “You ever see a tree that’s dying, it’s nothing but a bunch of dried out branches? You can talk to this tree, tell it all about how its leaves are growing green and healthy. Then you sit back and watch how it changes.”

“Love isn't tested by how good it makes you feel. It's tested by whether you are brave enough to feel every part of it.”

“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22”

“Eve is married to my credit card, not me”

“The system we have built refuses to recognize people. Only credit cards are recognized. Drivers' licenses are recognized. But not people. People haven't any use for faces anymore, it seems. They are busy looking at your credit card, your driver's licence, your social security number. If a driver's licence is more reliable than the face I wear, then why do I have a face?”