“It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty.”

“The only people who never fail are those who never try.”

“Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.”

“Common sense is what tells us the earth is flat.”

“People can't learn if things don't change. Mysteries. Challenges. Even threats. All of them are opportunities to learn, which is one of life's greatest joys, if not its main purpose.”

“The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for them everything is possible.”

“It's a little weird that they keep walking around sniffing things. Think I'll do that eventually?""I have no idea. At least they aren't chewing on the furniture.”