“Big bad merc, down with a basic hip toss. In your place I'd be blushing.”
“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.”
“I think of myself as a bad writer with big ideas, but I'd rather be that than a big writer with bad ideas.”
“If there had been an exercise I'd liked, would I have gotten this big in the first place?”
“This was bad. This was toss-Emma-back-into-the-mental-hospital-bad.”
“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”